[QueryQuery] – WordPress Shortcode Plugin

[ QueryQuery] – WordPress Shortcode Plugin

I finally got around to publishing a WordPress plugin instead of writing custom code all the time…. This is an expansion on a little code I wrote for a client to show events within a certain time frame.

Ability to make WP_Query within Posts and Pages through shortcode. It can also be used to create “related” post content.

Allows you to set how many months Forward and how many months Backward to index post in the query.

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NYC Jaywalking a Pink Summons Nightmare

On Friday, February 28th, I crossed the intersection on Nassau Avenue and McGuinness Boulevard on my way back from work (Greenpoint Brooklyn, 11222). I walked about two blocks, was stopped by a police car, and asked to step over to the car. Once car side, the officer asked for my license, to which I inquired the reason behind this seemingly random request. To my surprise I was charged with Jaywalking. I literally responded with a Gasp and a Chuckle. In New York City, where Jaywalking is artform and a way of life, I was flabbergasted at the very notion this occurrence was even cosmically possible.

While I waited to have my information processed, on the street and in the cold for 20 minutes, I chatted with a local realtor whose parked car was blocked in by this silly incident. The officer explained there had been a brief campaign at the intersection where officers handed out flyers informing the locals of the elevated enforcement. Both the realtor and myself, who walk across the intersection two or more times a day, never witnessed this gesture of “goodwill”. After all was said and done, I asked the officers if it would be possible to post signs or have more effective ways of educating the community of the elevated enforcement… I was offered a canned answer and directed to call the precinct.

I walked the last block to my apartment and started to read the back of what I assumed was a “ticket”. However what I quickly realized, this was not the harmless “your parking meter ran out 10 minutes ago” and you send in the fine, I was given a “Pink Summons”. A “Pink Summons” is an official document given by an officer of the law to those who have committed some sort of illegal act that does not require an initial arrest, but does require an appearance before a judge. In some cases a “Pink Summons” can be payable via a mailed check. However this only applies to “Public Consumption of Alcohol”, a $25 dollar fine, and “Public Urination” a $50-$250 fine that you can settle for $50 (no online payments). Basically if I would have pissed on the street or had a beer in my hands on the street, I could pay no more than $50, but because I was charged with such an innocuous misdemeanor I have to go through the same process of say… an aggressive driver or someone who gets into a small bar scuffle.

The situation gets worse. My summons date is set for June 3th, 2014, a full three months from the date I was stopped. If I fail to remember the date and do not show, I will have a warrant out for my arrest. I decided to research my options a bit further and found no light at the end of the tunnel. According to several “Pink Summons” lawyers, I can pay to have a lawyer show up to court as my representative, at which time I would pay the lawyer a flat rate, on average of $300. This does not include any fine that the judge most likely will issue. Jaywalking fines can range anywhere between $50 to $250 dollars and thus I could shell out upwards of $550 dollars between the lawyer and any court issued fine. My other option is to appear on the date of the summons to court and pleaded my case or admit my supposed guilt. I could get lucky and the officer from the precinct will not show up and the charges will be dismissed, but more often than not a precinct representative will be there in place of the officer. It is also possible on the date of my summons I arrive and will have another date assigned to appear before a court of criminal justice.

With all considerations accounted for, my option with highest probability of dismissal, and the most frugal approach appears to be showing up at the court of criminal justice myself. This has been one of the most stressful situations to research and process in general. There is hardly any information on this misdemeanor available online and there is no easy way to reconcile the issue. I would prefer to get this out of the way and save myself, the court, the officers, and the state a sizable amount of time and money; but apparently there is no standard amount to charge nor a 21st century way to pay a “Pink Summons”.

I believe this is one of the typical acts someone with newly founded power use to show authority, often under the guise of something pure like “public safety”. However, the more glaring issues appear to be dangerous intersections, archaic justice processes, and a general lack in understanding the public. If I am going to have my money taken and the problem not solved at least allow me to throw a couple more dollars on my credit card and “donate” to another NYC improvement project.

Further Reading :
Greenpointers.com
Gothamist

UPDATE (MANHATTAN):
I went to court about 30 minutes early, I could have been there only 15 minutes early and would have still been fine. If you get there early you have to wait outside the courtroom in the courthouse hallway… with no benches… sitting on cold marble floor if you choose. 15 minutes before the court start time you are let in a room to sit again, this time with benches.

Note: No Cellphones, No Talking when the Judge is on the stand – Don’t be and Idiot and delay everyone else’s day. It astounds me how many people the cops had to yell at and kick-out of the room.

After any continuing case from the day before are called and any cases with attorneys present, they then summon you by what I assume is check-in order… but it’s not really clear. You approach the stand alongside a public defendant who is there to “help” you and get your sentence or dismissal. My Pink Summons was dismissed in less then 10 minutes, but I consider myself a bit lucky.

Total time spent with travel and waiting 2 to 3 hours.

Kai Guang Amulet – Namas Guanyin Bodhisattva

 

Living in New York City

One of the most fulfilling aspects of living in New York City is the fact that we are exposed to so many different cultures on a daily basis. For those open to it, the city provides ample opportunities to experience the richness and wisdom from other cultures. Recently, I was given an amulet by a Hare Krishnas monk. I’d seen these men walking around the city countless times, but never actually spoke with one of them. Until now. This is what I learned:

The Goddess Guanyin

Imagine training for and then running a grueling marathon only to turn back at the finish line to help the other runners who are struggling on their way. This is essentially what the goddess Guanyin does as a bodhisattva, or enlightened being. Guanyin (alternate transliterations are: Guan Yin Kuan-yin), is also known as a Goddess of Mercy. Once she has reached enlightenment, she remains to help others who are struggling on their path.

Kai Guang – A Consecrated Object

The amulets, or any consecrated object, are described as “Kai Guang.” Literally meaning “opening of light”, this Chinese term indicates that a religious official has performed a ritual requesting a certain deity to occupy the object. The term is used in several religious traditions throughout Asia, including Buddhism and Taoism.

The amulet’s intent is to offer peace and light to the recipient, much as Guanyin represents to her followers. Living in New York, it’s easy to get bogged down in hectic city life. Receiving this unexpected spiritual gift in the middle of my restless life seemed to be a sign of luck, instilling in me a sense of spiritual clarity and peace.

Scam or Not – Accept it for the Peace it Offers

While some view the free amulets as a scam, a monetary solicitation from the followers of the International Society of Krishna Consciousness, I like to think of this as a “glass half-full” opportunity. To dispel any fears of donating, a truly spirtual monks who offer these religious tokens will not ask for anything in return, as they are intended to be a true gift. I suggest giving them as much as you feel is right – from a single dollar bill to the $50 the less spiritual request!

The amulet is infused with the spirit of one who has been helped across the finish line, achieved enlightenment and has chosen to return to help those who are struggling. Walking away from this experience, I realized I have received the gifts of peace and light, regardless of how little or how much I paid for the amulet. In turn, I also can promote this cycle by coming back from the triumphs I have experienced and helping other to achieve the same.

Kai Guang Amulet 2
Kai Guang Amulet 1

My Story of the “fake Monks” of NYC

Ran into a Buddhist monk on the street today ~ #peace.  This is often a little strange and comes off as a scam but… The Hare Krishnas of NYC are rooted in a beautiful religion but its hard to tell if this gracious touch by the divine is actually a nice gesture or an attempt to get a quick buck. I like to look at this as a“glass half-full” type of situation and see it as a sign of luck and spiritual clarity.

To ease your fears about donating – technically the teachings of the religion do not allow the monks to ask for anything in return after giving you a bracelet or medallion. However, if you are worried about Karmic balance I suggest giving them a dollar (or the $50 they ask… lol).

Info explaining “Namas Guanyin Bodhisattva” and the “Kai Guang Amulet”.

Guanyin = Enlightened being (goddess) of compassion

Bodhisattva = Enlightened being (a god)

Kai Guang = Chinese term for consecration of a statue of a deity. (in this application an Amulet)

Sources:

http://www.iskcon.org/

http://mindandwork.com/guan-yin-kwan-yin-goddess-of-love-mercy-amulet/

realated reading

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