The Armory Show 2016

The Armory Show 2016 ~ the opulence pursuit of an artistic income wrapped in Afrocentric marketing and the allure of a selfie driven experience.

The Armory Show 2016 Overview

After contemplating, attempting, and never successfully attending, I was finally able to experience The Armory Show, courtesy of Aesop and a contest I won. The experience was pretty overwhelming, and if not for my friend, Alba, it would not have been as fun.

Luckily, we had a pre-purchased ticket and were able to walk directly into Pier 94 and skip the line of 200 people waiting to purchase a ticket. I have attended other events at Pier 94, but this was by far the best setup I have seen. We started by checking our coats (it was warm, this was a must) and having a glass of bubbly at the Pommery Champagne Bar. We worked the show clockwise, which was a pretty solid plan, and about an hour in we stopped at the Mile End Deli for a lunch break.

Eventually, we arrived at the African Perspectives Focus, which sadly, was barely a blip on the radar in relation to the whole show. The most notable and striking Afrocentric mentions were the paintings by Kehinde Wiley sprinkled throughout the building. The Modern section featured sketches by Picasso for sale, and by my internal tally, the average price of work throughout the show was about 250k. All said and done, we took 4-5 selfies (+ derecognized), spent the price of tickets in food, took 3 hours to get through the entire show, and left with a line of 2000 people waiting to get in around 3pm.

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People of the Armory Show

As you would expect in this type of event, there was the normal mix of :

  • old school New Yorkers, strange and pleasant
  • art students with strange colored hair and dingy appearance
  • industry professionals dressed in their skinniest black
  • your favorite middle-aged upstate New York couples

I have to say my favorite group was the upstate crowd, all with the appearance of Michael Douglas and a trophy wife looking like Andie MacDowell. I have also never seen so much leather apparel at an art event—it was like at rodeo robbed of the horses and color.

Behind the Scenes

A saving grace from all the over-production and sticker shock was a beautiful view of the piers and upper west side Manhattan.

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Wine & Cheese Steam Locomotive Ride in the Parlor Car 

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| Top: Donna (mom), Ray (dad), Zach (me) ~ Bottom: Mikey & Alba

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Impromptu Book Club 

 

Running with Scissors ~ Augusten Burroughs (Me)

The Art of the English Murder ~ Lucy Worsley (Mikey)

The Opposite of Loneliness ~ Marina Keegan (Heather)

How to be a Woman ~ Caitlin Moran (Alba)

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Happy New Year 2015 lol

Happy New Year 2015 lol

| Wild fun night and my second NYE with miss Alba! I laughed, I cried, Good Bars, Bad Bars, Girls, Boys, the whole lot! LOVED LOVE LOVED! Hope everyone has a safe and happy 2015!

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A Wine and Bites Afternoon

| It was a great day to have some bits and drinks with Alba, Mikey, and Saba (the puppy) at my apartment today! We also got a few rounds of Mario Kart in!

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